First, there were questions about a Zombie Apocalypse...
...now, stores are selling enough supplies to feed a family of four up to a year!!!
Holy shit, what news bulletin did I miss?
Check the fine print, you'll have to choose your closest 396 friends.
And how delicious must food from a five gallon bucket be?
I might risk the zombies.
Then, the leaders decided to take me to the store.
The junior leader took me to the toy aisle, and...WTF!!!
Not sure what the pee-wee size vibrator does, how it changes from "dirty" to "clean", and what we are teaching kids that it becomes a choking hazard, but this is pretty messed up on many levels.
I don't know Scruff, but he better stay away from my grand kid.
Why do I leave the house?!?!